[ John, at this point, doesn't really care for secret keeping - not about things like this, and not with Clark, who seems to... he deserves honesty, and something about him makes him comfortable to talk to. ]
Oh, who knows. On the upside, as long as they're going to catfight over me, I get to live. Still up for coffee with a guy who doesn't own his own soul?
[ John's lucky he wasn't inhaling on his cigarette, because he might have choked. He's surprised, is all, and he drops it and then scoops it off the concrete, coughing into his arm. ]
[ He feels especially dumb for not predicting this question. ]
What? God, I don't know. I like people who have their shit together. Hope is attractive. Optimism. Bravery. Patience and compassion. On a purely physical level, you ought to be bigger than me and I'm a sucker for dark hair and eyes and nice hands.
How is that low! Isn't it better to have a bigger pool of prospective physical partners? [ Not that Clark Kent, virgin of over three decades, would really know.
But akso, he really was just giving John shit for being short. ]
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Does a demon own your soul right now, John?
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It's why I panicked when they told me I was dying. I'm apparently not only destined for Hell, but to be tormented like no other soul. That'll be fun.
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There's got to be a way to fix it.
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Oh, who knows. On the upside, as long as they're going to catfight over me, I get to live. Still up for coffee with a guy who doesn't own his own soul?
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Clark doesn't know anything about demonology. Maybe the wizard at the Rock of Eternity would, even if he hates him more than anything.
But for now, he concedes: ] I'd like it with the man who saved my life, yes.
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Huh. Well. Alright then, it's a date.
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I just can't believe you took the pleasure of asking from me.
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Well, damn. Forget I asked.
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That's a dangerous thing to ask of Superman, Mr. Constantine.
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I hope you're on guard from now on, John. Lest you do anything you might regret...
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You got it, mate. I'll keep my eyes open. Maybe even behave. Who knows?
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I like you just the way you are.
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Do I need to have a type to want to get to know you?
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You can't possibly tell me you don't have a type.
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Do you?
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Of course I do.
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What? God, I don't know. I like people who have their shit together. Hope is attractive. Optimism. Bravery. Patience and compassion. On a purely physical level, you ought to be bigger than me and I'm a sucker for dark hair and eyes and nice hands.
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Must be great that it isn't that hard to be bigger than you. :-)
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Oh, low. Low.
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But akso, he really was just giving John shit for being short. ]
Gosh.
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your bewilderment at discord is super funny rn
LITERALLY WHY... is it like this
i'm just gonna let it keep resending my superman feelings its fine i feel them all the time anyway
its freaking out bigtime but i'm in love with clark kent
WHEEZES... u know he loves u too...
I love YOU too
you shouldn't after what i'm about to drop into johns open
terrified and excited